Adena M'lynn's Voice

Because we all need a laugh. My laughter therapy! 😂😂  Folks—let me tell you, and you’re gonna love this—this is a story about the most beautiful, most luxurious trash can you’ve ever seen in your life. People are saying, “Mr. Trump, we’ve never seen anything like it.” And I say, “Of course you haven’t. Because nobody builds trash cans like this. Not even close.” This wasn’t your average, sleepy little plastic bin. No no—this was a metal trash can, strong, MAGA-strong. Gleaming stainless steel, sleek curves, aerodynamic, almost futuristic. Frankly, a little too sexy for a garbage container if you want to know the truth. We started calling it Cousin Tesla, because the design—so innovative, very Elon-y—but it doesn’t explode, okay? Unlike some things, it actually works. Now, Cousin Tesla, this guy—incredible appetite. I’ve never seen a trash can like this. Huge capacity. He’s a winner. You throw stuff in—diapers, folks, the most disgusting, leaky, mustard-colored disasters you’ve ev...